Cue the Unicorns.

Aug 01
  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
Aug 01

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
Aug 01

preteenager:

Roseanne 1996 // S8: EP 15 //Dan and his buddies talk about race and sexual orientation

Aug 01
Aug 01

cats-in-tardis:

white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38

Aug 01
Jul 31
Jul 31

quote Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

— Mandy Hale (via sebatsianstans)
Jul 31

quote If you think that peace and happiness are somewhere else and you run after them, you will never arrive.

— Thich Nhat Hanh (via thelittlephilosopher)
Jul 31

quote Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.

Lemony Snicket, from “When Did You See Her Last? (via almondbutterdreams)